Hello! My name is Cabbage Carl and I LOVE cabbages. This is my website where I talk about cabbages all day. I hope you like it! I made it myself and I think it looks pretty good. My friend said it's "unique" which I think means good.
Cabbages are the best vegetable and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. I have 127 cabbages in my garden right now and I talk to them every day. They're my friends.
Cabbages are not just food, they're a way of life. Here are some reasons why cabbages are the best:
I once had a dream that I was a cabbage in a big field and it was the best dream ever. When I woke up I was sad I wasn't a cabbage anymore.
There are so many cabbages! Here are my favorites:
This is the normal cabbage. It's green and round and perfect. You can make coleslaw with it or just eat it raw. I sometimes sleep with a green cabbage because it's comforting.
This cabbage is purple but they call it red for some reason. It's fancier than green cabbage and makes your food look prettier. I wear a red cabbage as a hat sometimes.
This cabbage has crinkly leaves which makes it look fancy. It's like the cabbage version of fancy lettuce. I think savoy cabbages are the intellectuals of the cabbage world.
This cabbage is long instead of round which is weird but still good. It's good for making kimchi which is spicy cabbage. Sometimes I call it "the tall cabbage" because I forget its real name.
Here are some ways to eat cabbages. Eating cabbages is the best way to show you love them!
Just take a cabbage and eat it. No cooking needed. This is the purest way to enjoy cabbages. I eat at least one raw cabbage every day.
Boil some cabbages in water. That's it. Sometimes I add more cabbages if I'm feeling fancy. Cabbage soup is just wet cabbages which is still good.
Chop up a cabbage and put it in a bowl. Maybe add some other vegetables if you have to, but mostly cabbage. The more cabbage the better!
Put cabbages in a steamer until they get soft. This makes them warm but they're still cabbages so it's good. Sometimes I steam a cabbage and then carry it around with me as a hand warmer.
Do you want to talk about cabbages? Fill out this form and I'll send you cabbage facts every day!
You can also visit me at my cabbage farm. Just follow the smell of cabbages! I'm always there talking to my cabbages.